Harry Potter Challenge: Epic Fail (for me)


Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling 
Publisher: Scholastic
Publication date: June 2003
ISBN: 9780439358071

Source: Library audiobook

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling 
Publisher: Scholastic
Publication date: July 2006
ISBN: 9780439785969

Source: Library audiobook

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling 
Publisher: Scholastic
Publication date: July 2007
ISBN: 9780545139700

Source: Library audiobook

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Book 5)Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Book 6)Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Book 7)

Well, as you might have guessed, I did not finish the Harry Potter challenge.  In fact, I'm in the middle of listening to #5 and #6, but haven't even gotten to #7.  However, my husband managed to finish just in time (ok, it was about 40 minutes after midnight, but I figure that's close enough).  The last three books he'll discuss all in one post.  Here's what he has to say:

HP5:
Likes: Despite the fact that the students are given a terrible defense against the dark arts teacher, they become more independent and essentially take matters into their own hands, teaching themselves defense.  I also like how we start to glimpse the connection between Harry and Voldemort - how Harry can see and feel what Voldemort does, feeling things through his scar.  It's a good foreshadowing for future book contents.  A favorite quote:
You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style... p 623
Dislikes: I hate that Harry was way too angry all the time - seeming to lose his temper all the time.  Basically, he was a brat.

HP6:
Likes: This is the book where things begin to come together, finally.  How Voldemort was able to return to a body and how he started making horcruxes.  She explains how it is that the killing curse kills other people, but didn't finish Voldemort off at once.

Dislikes: I thought it was stupid when Harry used the spell from the half-blood Prince that he honestly had no idea what it would do [Sectumsempra].  Talk about stupid. 

HP7:
Likes: I enjoyed the action-packed plot - it is interesting and intriguing all the time.  Everything is finally tied up and we feel that things come to a completion, a quite satisfying ending.  I especially liked how Rowling kept Harry from stooping to the use of the killing curse, despite how convenient it might have been.

Dislikes: I felt sad about all of the deaths, especially characters we came to know and love, but I suppose it was a part of the story.

Overall ratings: ***** (for all three)


What's your favorite thing about rereading the Harry Potter series?

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Got Fear?

A Bit of Me(Me) is hosted by Danielle of There's a Book.

This week's topic is about our greatest fears.  I'm not entirely sure what is my greatest fear.  I admit I have a fear of being attacked (really, who doesn't), but I don't often think about that, unless I'm walking home alone in the dark.  I've also got a rather healthy fear of spiders.  So much so that I couldn't bring myself to post a photo of one to illustrate.  But, I decided to focus on one that I've been dealing with particularly these last few months.


The fear is public speaking. At the thought of getting up in front of people, I get chills and my hands start shaking.  My mouth will usually go quite dry as well.  The irony of this, I think, is that I've spoken before audiences quite a few times.  At my high school graduation, I spoke.  In my church, I've given a number of talks.  And most of all, I've been teaching this summer.  Every Monday and Wednesday, I get up in front of about sixty students and lecture for an hour and a half.  And every single time I get the shakes and my brain seems to forget a third of its vocabulary.  It is definitely different than giving a speech or a talk, since you can't really read from a script.  It's rather humorous, I think, that despite having taught this class last summer and almost eight weeks this semester already, that I still manage to get nervous every single time.  Isn't facing your fear supposed to be a good way to overcome it?  

What's one of your fears?

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Elsewheres

I really ought to be posting a book review right now (hey, I'm currently only two months behind, but wait a few days and It'll be closer to three).  Instead, I'm directing you to check out my guest post up at Callista's Ramblings.  She was gracious enough to let me ramble about my camping experiences.  Made me wish I was camping again (even though I went last weekend).  Enjoy!



Discord's Apple

Carrie Vaughn writes books for the female demographic, no doubt about it. Her Kitty Norville series (review of her latest book in that series coming later) has scooped up quite a bit of popularity and recognition, so really it was only a matter of time before she started branching out more and more. DISCORD'S APPLE is her latest effort towards giving her readers something a little different from her normal releases.

Here is where we repeat the disclaimer: Carrie Vaughn writes for the female demographic. She doesn't write for guys. We are guys. Are you following our logical progression?

This doesn't mean we didn't like DISCORD'S APPLE. To be honest, we were surprised how much the ideas grabbed us. DISCORD'S APPLE is set in an alternate present day. The world is on the verge of an all-out Apocalypse, or perhaps even in the middle of one. Wars are all over the place. Nukes are being set off. Rationing is in full-effect. It's a fairly grim world. We really wish it had been even more detailed, and more described, because we seemingly only get a taste of how bad things are.

In the midst of this Apocalypse, the main character of the novel, Evie Walker, is going though a personal Apocalypse. Her father has cancer. Evie takes a break from her normal job in Los Angeles--she's a writer for a comic book--to go be with her father. The story has three different time periods. Evie's, which takes place in the small of Hope's Fort, Colorado; the end of the Trojan War (and the decades thereafter), following Sinon the Liar, the man who convinced Troy to bring the infamous Horse through the gates; we also get brief glimpses of Evie's ancestors, and the responsibility they have/were given.

The characters are all good, if a little too black-and-white for our taste (even the "Liar" character). The good guys are good. The bad guys are bad. The gods are fickle. No real surprises there. Really this novel is all about the the combination of these seemingly unrelated ideas. For the most part, Vaughn does a great job. There are times when the main PoV, Evie, gets a tad too whiny, but it's pretty easily forgivable due to what she is going through.

Being Urban Fantasy and all, of course there is a mystery, and the question of a passed along birthright. There is a basement room in the Walker home that Evie's father is the caretaker of. In this room are dozens of mysterious items that random people are showing up to ask for. What are the items? Who are the people? Read the book and find out. We aren't going to spoil it no matter how many times you ask.

If there is one thing in this book that bothered us, it was Evie's profession. There are numerous times in the novel where we get Evie writing for her comic. Now we get that she is putting her own fears and frustrations into her comic. It's a metaphor for her life. We just had a really hard time caring about her profession at all. We would rather have had more focus on the world, or on the things that are actually happening in Evie's life. What it felt like was Carrie Vaughn projecting herself into her Evie character, who was in turn projecting herself into her comic book character. It was just a bit much, and took away from the actual story that was being told. And really in the end, it didn't matter much at all, and felt like it was just there to take up space.

DISCORD'S APPLE is a short book. 300 quickly-read pages. The writing is on par with her other series, the characters good but simple, and the story decent. While it felt a little bare-bones, Vaughn's readers will find quite a bit they can enjoy here. If you are unfamiliar with Vaughn's work, but don't really want to jump into a full series at the moment, DISCORD'S APPLE will give you a good glimpse of her style and story-telling technique. Guys: This won't be your thing. Gals: You'll probably really dig this.

Recommended Age: 16 and up.
Language: There is none for about half the novel, then suddenly there is some pretty strong language.
Violence: Very little.
Sex: Yeah there is some.


Book Review: The Agency 1: A Spy in the House by Y. S. Lee

The Agency 1: A Spy in the House by Y.S. Lee
Publisher: Candlewick
Publication date: March 2010
ISBN: 9780763640675

Source: Library

The Agency 1: A Spy in the House 

Mary, a reformed thief who was saved from the gallows at age 12, has been brought up in a ladies' school.  Little does she know the school also stands as a front for a detective agency, banking on the fact that women are in general ignored and unnoticed.  Mary's first assignment leads her to the house of a suspected smuggler, where she is to safely gather information.  But, she's anxious to do more, and decides to take more risks.  When she is plunged into a deadly web of mystery and danger, she isn't sure who she should trust, even if her heart tells her otherwise.

Things I Liked:

I love a good mystery with a Victorian feel.  The setting and the time period in this book simply glowed!  Not to mention, I really like Mary, a tough heroine who made the transition from street thief to educated woman beautifully.  While the mystery itself is not as amazing as I could have desired, I found myself entranced with Mary, her romantic interest (who may or may not be trustworthy), and the lovely details and unfolding of the story.  Definitely looking forward to more in the series.  Some delights from the book:
The house itself was a tall slice of Georgian wedding cake.  Being so close to the Thames - it was right across the street from the embankment - its whitewashed facade was an uneven gray, frescoed with lumps of bird guano and soot. p 30
Sunlight glowed round the edges of the curtains.  Mary lifted one eyelid. Why did she feel so...?  Even before she could frame the question, the events of yesterday came back. They didn't rush or ebb so much as cudgel her brain." p 241
Things I Didn't Like:
As I noted above, the mystery was not that amazing.  But, I really loved pretty much everything else, so it didn't bother me much.


Read-alikes:
The Ruby in the Smoke by Philip Pullman


BOOK CONTENT RATINGS:
s-factor: !
a few here and there


mrg-factor: none

v-factor: ->
some minor incidents


Overall rating: ****

So, I'm fairly new to the mystery-historical fiction combo, but I'd love more suggestions!

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Moot Loot

(hosted by Marg of Adventures of an Intrepid Reader and Claire of The Captive Reader)

I've pretty much decided that the library is banned for me right now.  I'm so far behind in review books and books I own that I've really got to hold off for a while.  Fortunately, I've still got a few books that I want enough that I will check them out anyway! :)  Only two this week, though.

The Postmistress by Sarah Blake
Uglies by Scott Westerfeld (reread for me - checked out the book club set for our August meeting)

I also managed to acquire some delights for review:
The Clockwork Angel by Cassandra Clare (for Traveling ARC Tours)
Fat Vampire by Adam Rex
The Poison Diaries by Maryrose Wood
Sapphique by Catherine Fisher (won in a contest from Penguin)!

Anything good for you this week?

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Book Review: Whistle Bright Magic by Barb Bentler Ullman

Whistle Bright Magic: A Nutfolk Tale by Barb Bentler Ullman
Publisher: Katherine Tegen Books (HarperCollins)
Publication date: February 2010
ISBN: 978-0061882869

Source: Review copy provided by author

Whistle Bright Magic: A Nutfolk Tale

Willa and her daughter are returning to Plunkit after being gone twenty years.  While Willa can't see or even remember the fairies, Zelly is just discovering their presence; in particular, the last young fairy Whistle Bright.  The fairies have been leaving Plunkit, ever since the city began to expand, cutting down more trees, but Whistle is determined to stay where he is.  Zelly makes a few friends, and decides she wants to remain in Plunkit, especially when she realizes she just might learn more about her father who disappeared when she was three.  But, Willa is in a hurry to return to her life in the city.  Can Zelly and Whistle Bright both get what they want if they help one another?

Things I Liked:
I liked the sweet, yet serious feel of the book.  The story of Zelly managed to be both light and serious at the same time.  Instead of being silly or fluffy, since it's about fairies, it managed to have a depth that I hadn't expected.  I liked Zelly as well.  She would sometimes initially have opinions of people or things that she didn't particularly like, but she didn't have a problem changing them when she learned she was wrong.

Sometimes I wondered which would be better: peace and quiet but no father in my life or a dad who wanted me but brought lots of stress.  I wished I could have had something in between. p 15
Through layers of green branches, the sun speckled the pretty scene, and the air was filled with something sweet like tree sap or old blackberries, warm and dripping in the brambles.  The beauty of this place floated in the atmosphere like humidity.  Closing my eyes, I recorded the feeling and wondered how my mother had ever left. p 40
"I put all my worry and hope in a box, and I closed the lid."
Funny.  She put her feelings in boxes, and I organized mine in drawers. p 133
Things I Didn't Like:
While I enjoyed the depth and sweetness of the story, I wish there had been more about the fairies, since it didn't seem like they had much to do with the plot.  It was more about what Zelly was experiencing, trying to come to terms with her unknown father and making new friends.  I would like to read the first book about Zelly's mother to read more about the fairies.  A good choice for tweens who like fairy stories.


Read-alikes:
Probably should read The Fairies of Nutfolk Wood, though it isn't necessary in order to follow this one

Fairy books by Gail Carson Levine

BOOK CONTENT RATINGS:
s-factor: none

mrg-factor: none

v-factor: none

Overall rating: ***


What kind of fairy books did you like when you were younger?

Posted as part of Tween Tuesday, hosted by GreenBeanTeenQueen.

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The Adamantine Palace

Okay, so let’s be up front. I’m completely jealous of Stephen Deas. Yes, it’s true, and no you can’t laugh at me because I’m not going to allow you to. So there. The largest portion of this jealousy stems from the fact that he lists K.J. Parker on his acknowledgments page. K.J. Parker. That nearly dropped me right where I was. At the bus stop. I’m also jealous of him though because Mr. Deas was one of those newbie authors with a humble number of publishing credits to his name, when one of the “Big Guys” over at Gollancz decided to ask him to write a book for them.

Whoa.

Not only was he asked to write a book though, he was asked to write a book about dragons. Dragons you say? Bah! Humbug! Cliché! Overdone! Boring! Exclamation point!

Um…no. So let’s get to it.

THE ADAMANTINE PALACE is the first of a trilogy of books (we’ve talked about this before, yes? Fantasy = Trilogy) set in the world of The Dragon Realms. Over each realm lords a king and/or queen, which each have their own set of dragons to use as they please. There’s an overseer of the conglomerate of kings and queens, the Speaker, who lives in the Adamantine Palace and is kind of the king of the kings, so to speak. Heh, heh. The job is filled by a prior king/queen that has given up the rule of their kingdom and is given to someone new every yea-many years. Also, a certain number of alchemists work in (but not for) each of the realms to keep the dragons tame and under the control of certain Dragon Knights, accomplished through the dragon’s diets.

The bulk of the story revolves around two main events, which are somewhat related through vague character connections but not by much else. The first deals with the transition from the current Speaker to a new Speaker, and involves much intrigue, politics, betrayal, and revenge. Prince Jehal and newly crowned Queen Zafir, secret lovers and ruthless players of the political game, are keen on gaining the prize of being Speaker for themselves. Queen Shezira has been promised the position. Speaker Hyram is old and sick (possibly being poisoned?) and is easily swayed by each party. Whose hands will the realms ultimately be placed into? You have yet to find out.

The second story-line revolves around the awakening of one of Queen Shezira’s dragons from its drug-induced tame nature and follows its subsequent outrage at being kept in such a state. This story-line is told in parts through the dragon itself, but "mostly" from the viewpoint of a sell-sword associated with the general area.

Mostly, you ask? Yes, my little one, please show some patience.

First up. Dragons!

The dragons in these books are towering beasts with unconscionable appetites for mass carnage, blood, violence…you get the picture. We’re not talking Temeraire (though there are times for such creatures to be lauded upon), we’re talking old-school, vicious, animalistic. These dragons, as compared to those in Temeraire, are the equivalent of interview-with-the-vampire vampires as compared to those sparkly ones that those here at EBR really don’t like to talk about. They tear into herds of cattle, boil river water in its bed with their fiery breath, and thrash knights in armor like my kid-brother used to after coming upon a group of my meticulously-positioned little green army men. But remember, all of them but one are currently under “command” of the Dragon Knights.

The story rips along at speed--with such short chapters there’s not much choice for it to do anything but. It’s entertaining, intriguing, and begins to set up a world that seems very much like one I’d enjoy spending time with. There’s a lot to love about this book: great writing, interesting characters, fairly detailed world, good history to it, and the thing starts in just the right spot--with change. On the whole, the journey from beginning to end was one that I’m glad I participated in.

A perfect book then, you ask? No. There are definitely down points. The first of which is the fact that there’s no real focus on character. The story is told from the viewpoints of way too many of them--around eight or nine if I’m remembering right. Characters that show up in the beginning disappear mid-book, some only get a chapter or two, others raise their heads midway and then fizzle into nothing. The most difficult character-related issue that I had though was that most of the few characters that do stick around through the book are pretty unsympathetic. They’re selfish and murderous, back-stabbing nearly everyone that they can for the express purpose of getting what they want. Okay, fine, but why should I care if they win or not then? The ones that I’d love to be able to know and understand just disappear, or they never really get started in the first place. The ending left a whole lot to be desired, but that was because there pretty much wasn’t one. Both storylines just kind of stop, with some minor conclusion to the one occurring inside the Adamantine Palace, but just mid-stream in the other. If there had been a better payoff and a more concise character focus this would easily have landed into the realm of Books We Like. As is though, the whole thing kind of fizzles in the end because of these problems.

So, is the book worth reading then? Absolutely. It’s fun, fast, and something you can sink your teeth into. Literally. (Though frankly if you do so to a book you don’t personally own, I’ll deny ever having suggested this.) If you’re cool with a quickly-told, decent story and can deal with all the myriad of insignificant characters, then you should probably pick it up. It’s not perfect, none are, and really it could have been better, but it's good enough that I think a lot of people will still be able to enjoy it. Besides, I'm hoping that most of these problems will be avoided in the next book. I'll definitely be waiting to find out.

Recommended age: 18 and up. Mostly because of the unanticipated sexual content.
Language: Yes. Occasional but regular.
Violence: Um…dragons? Not too much otherwise.
Sex: Way too much for what this book was supposed to be focused on. Frank language and discussion in several scenes, and mild interaction in a few others.

Stephen Deas's website:
http://www.stephendeas.com/


Listless Monday, Water Edition

Listless Monday was inspired by both Amanda at A Bookshelf Monstrosity's feature Books by Theme and Court at Once Upon a Bookshelf's Listed feature.  Be sure to check out their lists!

A Blue So Dark Hannah (Daughters Of The Sea) Forbidden Sea
Sea Change Sea Glass (Glass, Book 2) The Mermaid's Mirror

Since there hasn't been much relief from the heat here, I thought I'd do a list of books that are about water, as an attempt to help us cool off.  And, since I'm going to a nearby lake in a few weeks, it will help me get in the mood too!

Water Edition

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea by Jules Verne
Bloody Jack by L.A. Meyer
A Blue So Dark by Holly Schindler 
The Changeling Sea by Patricia McKillip (suggested by Andie)
Dark Life by Kat Falls (suggested by NotNessie and Susan)
The Dead-Tossed Waves by Carrie Ryan
Everlasting by Angie Frazier
Farworld, Book 1: Water Keep by J. Scott Savage
Forbidden Sea by Sheila A. Nielson
Hannah by Kathryn Lasky
Horatio Hornblower series by C.S. Forester (suggested by Andie)
The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Andersen (suggested by Andie)
The Mermaid's Mirror by L.K. Madigan 
Moby Dick by Herman Melville (suggested by Andie)
Over Sea, Under Stone by Susan Cooper
Sea Change by Aimee Friedman
Sea Glass by Maria Snyder
The Sea of Trolls by Nancy Farmer
Siren by Tricia Rayburn (suggested by Alison)
Swim the Fly by Don Calame (suggested by Kelly J.)
They Came From Below by Blake Nelson (suggested by Kelly J.)
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson (suggested by Andie)
Whale Talk by Chris Crutcher
Would You by Marthe Jocelyn (suggested by Kelly J.)

As always, any suggestions?

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Got Books? Winner!

http://gotbooksevent.blogspot.com


Wow!  The Got Books? event was a lot of fun and I got to visit plenty of new-to-me blogs (despite coming at it a day late)!  I also had a lot of people sign up for my contest which was pretty exciting.  And, since I know you are all so anxious to know who won, I'll not delay any longer:

Jennifer, whose newest favorite book is Linger (and I'm super jealous, cause I haven't had a chance to read this one yet!)  Congrats, Jennifer!  I've sent you an email and you can choose two books from the photo on my contest post.  

Thanks everyone for visiting and a special thanks to the bloggers from There's a Book and Satisfaction for Insatiable Readers for hosting this event!

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Got Books?

Little did I realize, when I signed up for the Got Books? event, that I would be on a camping trip and thus quite unable to have an internet connection.  But, fortunately for you, I did manage to think ahead enough that I can post this and schedule it for tomorrow!  So, if anyone is so inclined to be kind and put a link to my contest on The Event page at the Got Books? site, I'd be obliged forever!  So, for your reading delights, I have a photo of the books I'm offering up for grabs.  And, since we are a bit tight on budget, I'm only able to have one winner at this time, but the winner will get to choose two books from the photo.  Most of them are ARCs, but a few are finished copies.  Here are the choices:

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Just leave a comment with a way to contact you and tell me what your newest favorite book is, and I'll choose a winner probably on Sunday, July 25th.  Best of luck!

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Looting a Bit Later


I almost decided to skip library loot again this week, because my loot has been so slim.  But, I decided I just couldn't leave you guys hanging another week :)  
The best part is, they are all reloot - books I had to return unread and check back out again.  Here's hoping I get to them the second time!

Glimpse by Carol Lynch Williams
Academy 7 by Anne Osterlund
Sorcery and Cecelia by Patricia Wrede and Caroline Stevermer

And a few came for review and from contests:
Crescendo by Becca Fitzpatrick (for review)
Fallout by Ellen Hopkins (for review)
Mistwood bookmark from Emily of Emily's Reading Room

What does your pile look like this week?

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Palimpsest

I was first introduced to the work of Catherynne M. Valente a few years ago when my brother bought me THE ORPHAN TALES: IN THE NIGHT GARDEN. Based entirely on that one present he is now my favorite brother. That book was amazing. I almost cried when it was over because there wasn’t any more of that fascinating story to read. I never wanted it to end. Needless to say when Valente’s PALIMPSEST was released I picked up a copy immediately hungry for another beautiful story.

PALIMPSEST is the tale of a sexually transmitted city.

For some of you that may be all you need to know, and I won’t say I blame you. When I find sex in a book I usually try to skim the scene for vital information but generally skip it. Just not my cup of tea. Those of you who want to know more about the book read on.

PALIMPSEST follows the lives of four different characters: a bee keeper, a locksmith, a book binder from Italy, and a Japanese girl obsessed with trains. Each of these characters finds their way to Palimpsest by having sex with someone who has already been there. As these four enter the city, they are bonded together and able to share impressions with each other both in Palimpsest and the waking world. In addition, when they awake they have been marked with a strange tattoo-like mark in the form of a map of the piece of the city. The book follows these characters in alternating chapters first as they wander around the real world trying desperately to find a way back to the fantastic city, and then follows them in turn during their stay in the city.

The city of Palimpsest itself is a character full of wonderful and weird denizens. I relished the time I spent in that city through the eyes of the various characters. It is truly a beautiful place. Fascinating, magical, haunting, flawed and at times creepy. In other words, it felt real. Not a real city, not somewhere you’ve ever been, but it had an air of believability. This isn’t Wonderland or Oz--here there be monsters. I was surprised also to find myself intrigued as much with the real world as the imaginary one. The characters Valente has sketched for us are weird and wonderful. Each has their own quirks and problems and I found myself caught up in their lives and their interactions with the world (both real and Palimpsest).

The best part about this book for me was the language. I find myself inadequately prepared to describe in words the beauty of Valente’s prose. This book is a feast, where others are an appetizer. If her words were brush strokes on a canvas, her name would be whispered in the same breath as Michelangelo and DaVinci. It’s that beautiful. This is not a quick read (not if you do it right). This is a book that lives with you. I often found myself reading and rereading sentences just to enjoy the word play.

The only problem I had with the book was the sex. There was A LOT of it. Each time a character goes to Palimpsest, they need to have intercourse with someone else who has been to the fabled city to get there. None of the scenes are particularly long, most of them just a paragraph or two, but like I said, there’s a bunch of them. The problem is…I understand what she's trying to do. When two people get together and form a relationship, something new is formed, something more than just a mix of the two, something bigger. Palimpsest is a symbol of that union, be it good or bad. The metaphor works well, as the only way that any one can get to Palimpsest is to give themselves to another. Each person contains a bit of the city in them, and depending on whom you sleep with will vary the location of where you go. But like I said I don’t like sex scenes. After awhile it got really old and it seemed to me that Valente had a checklist of sexual scenarios to run through during the course of the book. She checked them all off her list by my account.

Is the book brilliant? Absolutely. Is it well written and an interesting story? Yes. Is it worthy of the Hugo nomination it got? For sure. Is it good enough to win? I think it may. Is this a book for everyone? Absolutely not. The thick language could be a deterrent for some (not me, I loved every minute of it), but I’m sure that what will keep most people away is the sex. Read at your own discretion. If you want a brilliant read that I have no reservations giving, read both of the books in the Orphans Tales series. It doesn't get better than that.

Recommended Age: 18+. Maybe you missed it, but there’s a lot of sex in here.
Language: A bit, but if the sex doesn’t put you off, the language won’t.
Violence: Not much, a few gruesome moments here or there.
Sex: Uh, yeah.


Author Interview with Jon and Pamela Voelkel

The Jaguar Stones, Book One: MiddleworldWhile I'm trying new things, here's my very first author interview!  The Voelkel's first book The Jaguar Stones, Book One: Middleworld published this year and is an exciting middle grade adventure novel about ancient and modern Mayan culture.  Check out my review of the book here.  Also, take a peak at the guest post the Voelkels did on my blog last Thursday.  Without further ado, here is the interview:

ME: What's the most exciting or hair-raising experience you had while traveling to research your book?

J&P: It was a beautiful sunny day in Campeche, Mexico and we decided, on impulse, to try and find a remote site called Hormiguero. We soon discovered that the jungle had reclaimed the road, the remaining narrow track was bounded by trees on both sides and there was no way to turn around. It got very muddy, full of potholes and deep puddles, and we didn’t dare stop in case we got stuck. Then the sky began to darken and we knew that if the rains came, we’d be in serious trouble - no 4-wheel drive, no GPS, no cell phone signal and no one knew we were there. We learned a lot that day. The hard way. (But we made it to Hormiguero and it was spellbinding.)


ME: Sounds fun (and scary)!  Why do you think ancient cultures such as the Mayan culture are so intriguing to us today?


J&P: We tend to think of progress as always moving forward, but it’s obvious that the human race has had a few relapses. So much knowledge was lost when Diego de Landa burned  all the Maya books in 1549. It’s mind-boggling what the Maya achieved with no metal tools or wheels or telescopes – we all want to know how they did it. And who isn’t thrilled by tales of magnificent pyramids rising out of the untamed jungle? Throw in some secret passageways to explore and mysterious writings to decode, and what’s not to love?


ME: I know, makes me want to take a vacation right now! Are the Jaguar Stones based off of something that actually existed in ancient Mayan
culture or did you create them?


J&P: The Jaguar Stones are fictional; we invented them to embody some of the qualities that have sustained the Maya through the last three thousand years, such as agriculture, astronomy, creativity, military prowess, and kingship. The appearance of the Jaguar Stones was inspired by a poster we bought at Altun Ha in Belize, showing an amazing carved jade head of the Sun God. The actual artifact has always been kept under lock and key in its native land, so we saw it for the first time this year at ‘The Maya and the Mythic Sea’ exhibition at the Peabody Essex Museum in Salem, Massachusetts.

ME: If you could ask an ancient Mayan king or queen one question, what would it be?


J&P: We’d ask them “What was in all those books that Diego de Landa took from you and burned?”


ME: Ooh, the librarian in me craves the answer to that!  What do you hope kids will learn or enjoy the most from reading your book?

J&P: Mostly, we want them to have fun reading it, and we hope they won’t be able to put it down. It’s a real page-turner with lots of twists and turns, but it has plenty of funny moments too. Along the way, maybe they’ll learn that there’s a lot more to the ancient Maya than just human sacrifice, that there are still six million Maya living in Central America today, and that we all need to look after the rainforest before it’s too late.


ME: I'm sure kids will be sucked right into the adventures in this book!  Thanks Jon and Pamela for visiting my blog and answering my questions!

Doesn't it just make you want to travel more?

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Book Review: Middleworld by J & P Voelkel

The Jaguar Stones, Book One: Middleworld by J&P Voelkel
Publisher: EgmontUSA
Publication date: April 2010
ISBN: 9781606840719

Source: Review copy from publicist
(Guest post and author interview with J&P Voelkel)

The Jaguar Stones, Book One: Middleworld

All Max Murphy wants is a fabulous vacation to Italy, where he can devour pizza and relax.  But, when his archeologist parents cancel the trip in order to go on a dig in Central America, his dreams are shattered.  They aren't even planning on bringing him there, but he gets sent down there shortly after.  Once there, he becomes embroiled in a battle for power centered around the mysterious Jaguar Stones.  Now he's in a race to save his parents, and his own life.  Not a very relaxing summer vacation.

Things I Liked:
This was an exciting and action-packed adventure that also managed to teach me about Mayan culture.  I love a good archeological tale - I used to adore Indiana Jones movies (and this felt like a middle grade friendly version of them).  At one point I even thought it would be awesome to be an archeological astronomer and study ancient cultures' astronomical beliefs.  So this had a definite appeal to me.  However, I think it will be perfect for kids who love action, adventure, and humor all wrapped up into a neat package.  The story is interesting and scary, exciting, or humorous things seem to happen on every page.  Some favorite quotes:

Among the tangle of mosquito netting and old socks, his fingers closed on something unnaturally hard and dense. 
The granola bars.
It had come to this.
Miserably, he unwrapped a bar.  He brought the compacted brown mass to his lips.  With a heavy heart, he opened his mouth and prepared his tongue to receive the foul-tasting grunge.
Then, in the nick of time, he recovered his fighting spirit.
Things were bad, but not that bad.
He still wasn't desperate enough to eat a granola bar. p 112
Once there was the terrible sound of rock scraping on rubber as they wedged under a particularly low overhang.  Then they had to try not to scream and calmly maneuver themselves to the left or the right, to find a place where the raft could squeeze through.  (By unspoken agreement, Max did the trying not to scream, while Lola did the calm maneuvering.) p 136
"It's just that some crazy girl made me shoot the rapids in an underground river and then she got me trapped like a hair ball in an underground sink.  Oh yes, and some cape-twirling psycho is trying to kill me."
"Don't take it too personally," said Lola.  "He's trying to kill me, too." p 144
Things I Didn't Like:
I think as an adult, I struggled to find the story at all plausible.  Some of it was rather impossible in my head, but didn't really stop me from enjoying the ride.  Some of the humor didn't quite tickle me either, but I assume that's also the adult in me.


Read-alikes:
The Red Pyramid by Rick Riordan

The 39 Clues series by various authors

BOOK CONTENT RATINGS:
s-factor: !
a very few


mrg-factor: none

v-factor: ->->
some scary parts and some fighting, not gory though


Overall rating: ****

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Posted as part of Tween Tuesday, hosted by GreenBeanTeenQueen.

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Dante's Journey

Because we are the benevolent Book Gods that you have to know, love, and worship, we have a treat for you today. A review AND an interview. Without further ado, we present JC Marino, author of Dante's Journey.



Welcome to EBR John, thanks for doing the interview. We like to start things off here by giving authors a chance, to in their own words, tell the world how elite they are. After all, to be a guest here at Elitist Book Reviews you must be. So lets have it.

I used to work at Digital Equipment (affectionately called DEC, for those of you who remember). The mentality there was to never toot your own horn, but to let the product do the talking for you.

Ahhhhh… sweet memories.

If I WERE to toot my own horn, not that I would… I would say that I’ve lived a lot of life and have done many things out of my comfort zone.

I’m like Frank Sinatra. I’ve been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king. I’ve also been a Soldier, a Security Specialist, an AI Knowledge Engineer, a 3D Animator, an Information Security Engineer, an eDiscovery Engineer, and now a Novelist.

How about a little bit about yourself and your background?

Well, I was raised in a typical Boston, Italian-American Catholic family through the sixties and seventies. Typical in some ways… not so typical in others.

We were sort of like the Sopranos… you never really knew where you stood in the family dynamic.

I joined the Air Force as soon as I was of age, dropped out of school, and left.

Fast forward six months… I’m walking around an F-111 in Mt Home AFB, Idaho at 2:00 AM, and realizing what I now have to do… GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

From that point on, I went to school to learn what ever I could.

I eventually left the service, became a Software Engineer specializing in Artificial Intelligence, got a job with DEC, and moved to LA.

In LA, I learned something from an admin person I met at work. Everywhere else in the country, an admin person who wants to write is an admin person who wants to write. In LA, he’s a writer who’s temporarily working as an admin person.

In Hollywood, you’re not defined by what you do for work; you’re defined by your dreams.

This admin person got me hooked on to continuing my education, but not in software engineering… rather in where my dreams were: writing.

So I continued my education at UCLA in creative writing and story-telling.

That’s why, today, I’m NOT an out-of-work AI Software Engineer… I’m a NOVELIST.


Would you tell us the story of your road to publication? What was a particularly challenging moment in getting your book published?

This is as long a road as the DNA strand of a Jurassic Park dinosaur. I’ll try and keep it at the Reader’s Digest level.

I started out in screenwriting. After years of getting my work optioned, working for producer wanna-bees for years for free, I decided to switch to novels.

I discovered one thing from Hollywood (and those wanna-bees)… if you want to get anyone interested in your work, you’re going to have to let them know that you’re bound and determined to do it with or without them.

So, after several bouts with the huge publishers, I looked into the smaller independent ones.

I read a lot about them (thank God for Google).

I made a list of the top five I was interested in, and sent them a questionnaire. The ones with the answers that showed a good fit for what I was looking for, I called.

I got it down to one (Star Publish) and thus, started the publishing side of the fence… then came editing… cover art… etc.

Each one of those steps is a story in and of itself, but like I said… the Reader’s Digest version.


Did you struggle with retaining your own artistic integrity balanced with remaining true to the original subject matter? What were some of the ways you accomplished this?

If you asked me this in my days as a screenwriter… the answer would be YES.

A producer (or director or agent or manager or…) would actually say how much they loved my screenplay and how they were going to make the deal of the century with it. BUT, this is how WE are going to have to change it.

I always remember the Skipper on Gilligan’s Island when I hear how “we” have to do something. “Wow… you certainly went from WE to ME in a hurry.”

Of course, I did all the work (sometimes over years)… made the changes that I told them wouldn’t work. Then got blamed when what I said wouldn’t work didn’t.

But, as for the experience with Dante’s Journey, and my novel writing experience with Star Publish, there was no such struggle.

The thing about Star is that most of the people in it are also writers. They bend over backwards to keep the voice of the writer alive and well.

With the smaller independent publishers, there are advantages and disadvantages. One of the big advantages is that the writer gets the last word on where the story goes.

What about Dante's Inferno inspired you to write Dante's Journey?

I was born and raised Catholic, as well as going to Catholic school (for eight years). I can’t say this for the whole Catholic faith, but a lot of the teachings in the school I attended was about sin and the wrath of God.

When I joined the military, I was really out of my element.

I got to know a lot of different kinds of people and realized that the Italian Catholic Bostonian view of the world was just a small part of the whole.

I eventually got a major thirst for other religions and faith. One night, on armory duty, all alone, I read a book called The Worm that Never Dies. It was about Hell and scared the HELL out of me.

It eventually led me to reading more and more about faith, Hell, and sin.

I found Dante’s Inferno and, though I don’t believe Hell is physically like that, I do understand the symbolism. I was fascinated with the text and story.

The whole nature of sin thing got to me. What is “sin” anyway? I remember an old Outer Limits episode where an alien void of emotion asked a human being to explain “love” to him.

How do you do that?

Sin isn’t defined by action alone. It can’t be. For everyone that kills for money, there’s someone else who kills to save a child.

Anyway, Dante’s Inferno always stayed with me, so when I moved to LA, I started writing the screenplay version. It was originally written for Bruce Willis and had a very “Die Hard” feel to it.

But the characters evolved and the feel eventually changed to what you see now.

What were some of the challenges you faced in creating the characters Dante encounters during his Journey?

As I said above, the original idea behind the story was more for a Bruce Willis “Die Hard” type.

At that time, all the characters were made up and based on your typical archetypes.

I can’t say exactly when it happened, but I eventually thought to make the name of the main character a variation of Dante Alighieri… thus his name ended up as Joe Dante.

That’s about when I had the revelation to give most of the character names some variation as the character names in the original work.

Then, I thought, why not actually base the characters themselves on the characters on the original.

So… Dante Alighieri is Joe Dante, Boston PD; Hector (the reluctant warrior from the Trojan War) is a Hippie draft dodger with the heart of a fighter; Beatrice (the original Dante’s true love) is Joe’s wife; Filippo Argenti (Dante Alighieri’s mortal enemy) is Argenti the drug dealer who had Joe’s family killed; Socrates is, well… Socrates. But you get the idea.

Then I went back to storytelling 101… conflict conflict conflict…

So, the dynamic relationships and motivations became more mysterious and conflicted.

In the original, Virgil was Dante’s tour guide because Dante loved and respected Virgil’s work in life (Virgil was a poet).

But in Dante’s Journey, Joe and Virgil don’t even like each other at first. They’re forced to work together. Joe wants to find “justice” for his family’s murder. And Virgil needs to get Joe out of Hell for mysterious reasons… or does he?

What past experiences in your life helped shaped Dante's Journey?

Eight years of Catholic school.

The funny thing is… when you know something and have known it for most of your life, with no thought of even keeping it a secret, you automatically think everyone knows it to.

So many people know so many things without realizing other people don’t.

Someone who grew up around horses on a ranch, for example, when first going to the city and talking to a stranger would probably assume they also know about riding horses.

But to someone like me… a city kid… my only exposure to horses is something to bet on to win, place or show.

There were so many parts of my life that I just took for granted and thought nothing of it. The way Joe grew up was similar to me, so it was fairly easy to write for that character.

Growing up Italian Catholic… doing my time in the military… the conflicted feelings you have with family… etc.


What can you tell us about your future projects? What is coming down the pipeline and when?



Ahhhh… for that, you can go to my website at www.jcmarino.com.

I saw a movie a while back, titled “Memento”. To me, movies like this are what story-telling is all about.

It gets the audience involved by telling the story backwards, showing them what it’s like to have short term memory loss.

I was inspired to write a story about a rare medical condition and tell it through the eyes of the protagonist. My next novel, “Everything but the Face” is about a gallery owner who’s attacked and left with a rare condition called Prosopagnosia, or face-blindness.

To her, everyone has the same horrific empty, expressionless face. In other words, everyone looks the same.

She has to solve the murder of her boyfriend, stay one step ahead of the killer, keep her paranoia of the suspicious police at bay, and confront her inner demons.

As “Dante’s Journey”, the story is told in the first person (through the eyes of the protagonist). It was necessary in order to get the reader to feel what it’s like to have this disorienting condition.

Who is she talking to in any given chapter? We don’t know. We only know who they say they are. So, who can a woman with trust-issues trust when everyone looks exactly the same?


What do we have to do to get cameos in one of your future books?

It depends… do you want to be the good guy, bad guy, mentor guy or victim?

(Steve likes to be the victim, Nick likes to be the bad guy. Just like in real life)

Is there anything you would like to add or say to our readers?

I think anyone who read/liked the original Dante’s Inferno would love Dante’s Journey. It will be fun for them to see the updated characters.

And those who haven’t read it, but are interested in religion (the concept of Hell… the nature of sin… etc) and/or fantasy will also enjoy it.

It’s sort of like how Smallville is to Superboy. It’s great to see the updated characters and how they’re different from the original, but it’s also entertaining if you’d never heard of Superboy before Smallville.

The novel is written in layers and Hell is separated by levels.

Similarly, different types of people will enjoy the novel for different reasons.

I think it’s a very unique book as it doesn’t rely on swords, sorcery or magic, but rather the human condition within the extraordinary situation of one man finding himself in Hell.

I think the reader will see certain aspects of him/her-self in Joe (or even some of the other characters) and question their own place in the world, as well as their possible place in this particular afterlife.

I want the reader to look at the inferno and say “Heck, I could end up in THAT ring.”

Plus, it’s a fun book. It’s light enough to keep the reader smiling, yet heavy enough to keep them thinking, guessing, and even philosophizing.

Thanks again for coming John. It's been a pleasure. We will see you next time around for EVERYTHING BUT THE FACE.


When we first got an email from JC Marino about possibly reviewing his novel, despite agreeing quickly, we were a bit nervous about it. Usually authors that have need of contacting reviewers themselves, and not through a publicist...well let's just say there is a reason they don't have a publicist. So when we opened of the package, and saw the goodness of the production quality of Dante's Journey we already knew we had been mistaken and had no reason to not be super excited about it. We had a complete blast reading Dante's Journey.

What's even better, is we had a complete blast talking about it after we had both finished it. No, it wasn't a bunch of discussions on the NEUROPATH level, but it was fun to sit and talk about how the modern retelling evoked certain parts of the original work of DANTE'S INFERNO.

The main character in DANTE'S JOURNEY is Joe Dante, a half-Irish, half-Italian cop in 1961 who has lost everything. He wakes up in a bizarre place and sets off in pursuit of the man who killed his family. We don't have to beat around the bush. He wakes up in Hell. Duh!

The character's dialog is simply fantastic. The phrasing and word usage really points out the time period the book is set in. (Does Hell have a time period? Hm...) While the dialog shines we wanted quite a bit more in various places of description. The book moves extremely quickly, and is pretty description-light in places. While Marino certainly evoked the feelings of despair and tireless torment in Hell, he could have really sunk us into the setting by slowing down a second here and there to really send it home.

Perhaps one of the greatest achievements in this work, is the fact while it is set in Hell, the tale retains a sense of humor and keeps it light. It would be easy for a book like this to fall... no, jump, right into a mire of religious castigation about sin. But it doesn't. (Whew, Nick just breathed a sigh of relief.) It's obvious JC Marino has a sense of humor and had a great time writing the book.

The storytelling style used in DANTE'S JOURNEY is one of our very favorites. It swaps between Joe's life(death?) in Hell and his life before he came to Hell. The juxtaposition of what is going in both realms throughout the book is interesting and keeps the suspense going.

For fans of the original DANTE'S INFERNO there are plenty of things that are familiar, but there are just as many twists. This was a nice surprise. We didn't want just a modern copy of the story. Marino's book retains a very strong sense of the familiar and it is fun to see the close parallels to the original, but it is where they diverge that are the best parts of the book.

We should say that despite our familiarity with the original work, a person could very easily pick up DANTE'S JOURNEY with no prior experience to the story and enjoy it. While we had description and clarity nitpicks, we totally give DANTE'S JOURNEY a thumbs up and recommendation.

As he said in the interview John's website is www.jcmarino.com

Recommended Age: 16 and up
Language: We were surprised. There is cursing, but not very much.
Violence: There are some action scenes, but nothing incredibly gruesome. Hell could have been particularly violent, and there is a bit of it (uhhh eternal torture anyone?) but nothing to be concerned about.
Sex: Even in the circle of Hell you would expect it, there is nothing really. Some references is all you'll find.


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